WHAT FILES DO YOU ACCEPT?
We heart Illustrator (.ai) filesbut accept images in TIFF, JPG, PDF, PSD and EPS format as well. If image is not a .ai you could be subject to additional art fees. Make sure your images are of high-resolution (at least 200 dpi) and all text is converted to outlines. One note of caution: we do NOT take Word, Powerpoint (this includes PDF exported from Powerpoint) , or Publisher files.
CAN I COME IN AND PLACE MY ORDER?
Sadly, no. We are now a strictly online biz. However, you are more than welcome to email us at firstname.lastname@example.org Wholesale customers are invited to schedule a time to swing by for product samples and general shop talk.
WHAT IS MANDATORY FUN DAY?Wouldn't you like to know!
DO YOU DISCOUNT BULK ORDERS?
Yes. Bulk orders include short-run printing, Incredible Bulk, and team jerseys. We love giving VD (that is, Volume Discounts)! We often work with corporate clients to produce branded merchandise and/or goods for resale.
CAN I GET A REFUND?
Um...no. Since all we do is custom work, we can't do refunds (that is, unless the error is on our part). For example, if you ordered a white shirt and we gave you a black tee--obviously, we made that mistake (sorry). However, if you ordered a shirt and you made the mistake (it happens), then...um...no. We don't do refunds.
WHATCHOO TALKIN' BOUT WILLIS?
We've had our research team and lab assistants toiling night and day. Yet, we still don't know what the hell Willis was talking about
CAN I SLEEP WITH AN EMPLOYEE FOR A DISCOUNT?
Yes! Limited time offer but photo ID is required. We reserve the right to refuse any proposition for any reason we see fit (but it helps if you sweeten the deal with a bag of Swedish Fish).
CAN I PICK UP MY ORDER?
Unfortunately, no. But! we do UPS or courier your order right to your door!
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO GET MY SHIRT?
T-shirt orders tend to take around a week and a half, but we can do rush orders, just ask!
CAN I BRING IN MY OWN SHIRT?
No shirt. No shoes. No outside garments. No service. No exceptions.
If there is something you're looking for in particular, chances are we can order it for you. Please come to us first and we should be able to work something out.
WILL YOU DESIGN MY SHIRT?
Yup. We bill at $65 an hour. (Holy heck! That's an amazing deal.)
Our staff are creative folk who have pretty good eyes for design and illustration (though we all wear contacts and/or glasses or are blind in one eye). We would love to put your idea in motion and, if given the chance, usually jump at the opportunity of spending more time with our computers. Give us that opportunity (please!).
DO YOU HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE?
Why yes, yes we do! Check out what we've got cooking as well as rad pics and vids.